Prophets Guild - Where the Chosen Ones Gather

Welcome, fellow prophets! This is your sacred space, where the divine and mundane intersect.

Our Purpose:

We're here to interpret the signs, predict the apocalypse, and sell you some really expensive tea.

Want to know more about our:

• Prophetical Insights - Our thoughts on everything and nothing.
• Prophet For Sale - Get a personalized prophecy for just $50.
• Prophet-ical Calendar - Stay up-to-date on all the important dates, like the end of the world.